Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 13:19:35 -0300 (EST)
From: Paul J. Otterson <paul@jurere.mtm.ufsc.br>
To: Andrzej Solecki <andsol@jurere.mtm.ufsc.br>,
    Genaldo L. Nunes <nunes@jurere.mtm.ufsc.br>
Subject: de"World's shortest stories"

"Use a dash between coordinate elements containing commas."
      My laser beam crackled out an appropriate response.
One down.
"Subordinate clauses equal dangling participles."
      I whirl and fire.
"I before eeeeeeeee­-"
     Two less mutant English teachers.
     More coming.  Can't let them succeed.  Teaching
wrong us.  Must them stop I.  Modifiers missplaced.
Metaphors mixing.
     Over it's.  Win they.


Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 22:52:50 -0300 (EST)
From: Andrzej Solecki <andsol@mtm.ufsc.br>
To: Paul J. Otterson <paul@jurere.mtm.ufsc.br> 
Subject: Re: de"World's shortest stories"



On Wed, 5 Aug 1998, Paul J. Otterson wrote:
>       More coming.  Can't let them succeed.  Teaching
> wrong us.  Must them stop I.  Modifiers missplaced.
> Metaphors mixing.
   Don't let the intermediaries enter. Just send the bare
Latin alphabet. The rest will mix itself. The rest will fix
itself. The rest will. The will rest. eehillrstTw  .
			Andrzej